More food soon! Promise! Until then, eat this breakfast.

Little bacon cheeseburger “all the way”. Yes, I ate this… all 783 calories and 50 grams of fat (with a coke zero of course) 🍔

Sorry, the cookie and salami(s) look very similar. 

Kinda regret eating those peanut butter M&M’s, but they look so fun in the drawing.

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It took all my willpower not to eat at Wendy’s today. 

Beverages #1 ☕ 🍺🍹

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